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Too legit to quit.
iamasmosher asked: KJASBFJKDABFG ASJKBFGN i wish we were best friends :(
Jdjsjfkgkbjsjsjeiglg we can be tumblr besties omg gurlll~
Whevnyookdvgubir cats bro. Cats. 🐱 (Taken with GifBoom)
Please contain your orgasms. (Taken with GifBoom)
That moment when you realize you have hair like a Pokemon trainer… 100 cool points to whoever guesses what character? (Taken with GifBoom)
CLEARLY I do not have enough makeup. #diva (Taken with GifBoom)
Lukat dem mussels (Taken with GifBoom)
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But the purple one THE PURPLE ONE DBSKFVDOGBDOLHH flAILInGJapan .. you win again, another useless song stuck in my head for life.
This is why Asian kids are healthier than American kids.
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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
- Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
- Sister: You tell him.
- Me: And if he doesn't like you?
- Sister: You kill him.
So I just realised. A lot of people, when you say you have a friend on the internet, go “but you don’t know! They could be a middle aged man pretending to be an teenage girl!”
They dont know that most of these people are my RP partners.
And are teenage girls pretending to be middle aged men.
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I am an evil garden gnome. Jussaying. (Taken with GifBoom)
I have bedhead ^.^ (Taken with GifBoom)
Too legit to quit.
Anonymous asked: How many piercings do you have?
I have one standard sized hole in each ear, no gauges or anything. But I do sometimes wear fake snakebites or a fake septum just to freak people out (:
